- Not too long ago at Warehouse 13... 唔係好耐之前，喺13號倉庫...
[electronic blast, glass shattering] [電子爆炸聲，玻璃碎裂聲]
[bulbs popping] [燈泡爆裂聲]
[screaming] [尖叫聲]
Is it santa? Mommy! Daddy! 係聖誕老人嗎？媽咪！爹哋！
- Aah! - Aah! - 呀！ - 呀！
- Holy--what? Bucky--what are you doing? - 搞咩呀？Bucky？你做緊乜嘢？
- Just one normal christmas, huh? - 就係想過個正常嘅聖誕節，係咪？
Is that too much to ask? 咁都算過分咩？
- Oh, I am having a normal christmas, all right? - 我而家就係過緊正常嘅聖誕節，好冇？
My dad is waiting for me to decorate the tree this year, 我老竇今年等緊我返去裝飾聖誕樹，
And I am not missing it. 我唔想錯過。
So... - All right, well, 所以... - 好啦，咁，
We've got plenty of time. 我哋仲有大把時間。
If we just snag and bag the schnoz, we can-- 只要我哋快啲攞到個鼻，就可以...
Whoa! - Pete! 嘩！ - Pete！
- [yelling] - [大叫]
Oh, Myka! 喂，Myka！
Whoa, whoa! 喂，喂！
Yah! Myka! 呀！Myka！
- Pete! - I'm okay. - Pete！ - 我冇事。
Just get to rudolph. 快啲去搞掂Rudolph。
- On dancer, on prancer... - 衝呀，Dancer，衝呀，Prancer...
- Ow! - On donner and blitzen. - 哎！ - 衝呀，Donner同Blitzen。
Ho ho ho! [whipping sound] 呵呵呵！ [鞭打聲]
- Ah! - 呀！
- [groaning] - [呻吟聲]
- [grunting] - [咕噥聲]
- Ho ho ho ho! - 呵呵呵呵！
Merry christmas! [whipping sound] 聖誕快樂！ [鞭打聲]
Ho ho ho ho! 呵呵呵呵！
[grunting] [咕噥聲]
- Hey! Just-- - 喂！就...
- I got it! - Would you bag it? - 我搞掂佢！ - 你唔係快啲收佢？
This kid's got a mean streak. 呢個細路真係好惡。
Hey! That's my tennis elbow. 喂！嗰個係我嘅網球肘嚟㗎。
[bulbs pop] [燈泡爆裂聲]
[reindeer grunts] [馴鹿咕噥聲]
- Come back, bucky! - 返嚟呀，Bucky！
- Catie! Don't go out there. - Catie！唔好出去。
Catie! - Bucky! Catie！ - Bucky！
Go inside, bucky. 入去啦，Bucky。
- Catie. Catie, be careful. - Catie。Catie，小心啲。
Watch out for-- 睇住...
Oh. - Hey. 噢。 - 喂。
- What the heck was that? - 頭先搞咩鬼？
- All we did was plug it in. - 我哋只係插咗個插頭咋。
- Yeah, we're from florida power. - 係呀，我哋係佛羅里達電力公司嘅。
We tracked a surge to this address. 我哋追蹤到一個電流衝擊嚟到呢個地址。
- Yes, you had too many lights. - 係，你哋用太多燈啦。
One too many to be exact. 啱啱好太多。
- But there was a reindeer, a live reindeer, - 但係有隻馴鹿，一隻生勾勾嘅馴鹿，
In my kitchen. 喺我廚房度。
- Escaped. - 走甩咗。
It escaped from the christmas pageant 佢喺動物園嘅聖誕表演度走甩咗。
At the zoo. - The zoo had a pageant? - 動物園有表演？
- Well, it was invitation-only. - 係邀請制㗎。
- Oh, hello down there. - 噢，你好呀下面嗰位。
- Do you work for santa? - 你係幫聖誕老人做嘢㗎？
- I do. I work in customer relations. - 係呀。我做客戶關係㗎。
- Thank you for saving bucky. - 多謝你救咗Bucky。
- Oh, you're welcome, catie. - 唔使客氣，Catie。
You know what, santa loves candy canes. 你知道嗎，聖誕老人鍾意食拐杖糖。
And so do I. 我都係。
Thank you. 多謝。
- Chillax, grumpy. - 放鬆啲啦，黑面神。
It's just an early christmas present. 只係一份早到嘅聖誕禮物咋。
- No! - Artie. - 唔得！ - Artie。
I'm not going to allow you 我唔會俾你
To go to vegas with dr. Vanessa 著住你平時嗰套啡色交響樂
Wearing your usual symphony in brown. 同Vanessa醫生去拉斯維加斯。
- Brown is slimming. I like brown. - 啡色顯瘦㗎。我鍾意啡色。
And if I wear that in vegas, they'll think I'm a croupier. 如果我著成咁去拉斯維加斯，佢哋會以為我做莊荷。
And I'm not gonna go to vegas. 而且我唔會去拉斯維加斯。
There's way too much to do here. 呢度太多嘢要做啦。
The--the--the gooery needs flushing. 個...個...個黏液系統要沖洗。
And I haven't cycled the security encryption in months. 我幾個月冇更新過保安加密啦。
What? - What happened? 咩話？ - 發生咩事？
- Yeah, you've been looking forward - 係囉，你幾個星期前
To this thing with vanessa for weeks. 已經好期待同Vanessa去呢趟。
- What happened? My father called, - 發生咩事？我老竇打嚟，
Wanting to get together for the holiday. 想一齊過節。
Thank you for that. 多謝你搞出嚟。
Then he found out about vegas, 然後佢知道咗拉斯維加斯嘅事，
And now he guilted me into coming with. 而家佢內疚到要我陪佢去。
- Ooh. - No, it gets worse. - 噢。 - 唔止，仲衰。
Ha-ha. Hugo found out about vegas somehow, 哈哈。Hugo唔知點解知道咗拉斯維加斯嘅事，
And now he wants to come too. 而家佢都想跟去。
- Well, you can't spend another christmas alone - 你唔可以又一個人喺倉庫
In the Warehouse. - No, I can't. 過聖誕節。 - 係，我唔得。
I can go with you to switzerland 我可以同你去瑞士
To be with your brother Joshua. - No, no, no. 陪你細佬Joshua。 - 唔得唔得唔得。
No, I'm going snowboarding in the alps. 唔得，我要去阿爾卑斯山滑雪。
I'm not sitting in a corner and listening 我唔會坐喺角落頭聽
To the two of you discuss quantum physics. 你兩個討論量子物理。
That never ends well. Vegas! 次次都冇好結果。拉斯維加斯！
- Please. Please. - Vegas! - 求吓你。求吓你。 - 拉斯維加斯！
- Shut up. Listen, Pete, Pete, - 收聲。聽住，Pete，Pete，
I could stay here this year. 我今年可以留喺呢度。
I could go on Warehouse duty. 我可以頂倉庫更。
Next year you could do it. 出年你先做。
- No, no, no. - 唔得唔得唔得。
I drew the short straw fair and square, Artie. 我抽到短籤，公平公正㗎，Artie。
Besides, my mom and my sister are taking a shopping spree 而且，我阿媽同家姐去咗紐約
In new york city, and I'd rather be dragged 瘋狂購物，我寧願俾貨車
By a truck over broken glass. 拖住喺碎玻璃上走。
- [groans] - Look, Artie, don't worry. - [呻吟] - 聽住，Artie，唔使擔心。
You can stay with me and my family 你可以同我同我屋企人
For christmas. - Ohh. 一齊過聖誕節。 - 噢。
That's excellent. 咁就好啦。
That's great. Thank you so much. 太好啦。多謝晒。
- Well, I bet that hugo would make sure dr. Vanessa - 我敢打賭Hugo會令Vanessa醫生
Doesn't even miss you. 完全唔會掛住你。
- [grumbles] - [mimics Artie's grumbling] - [咕噥] - [模仿Artie咕噥]
- Vegas, baby, vegas! - [cheers] - 拉斯維加斯，正呀，拉斯維加斯！ - [歡呼]
- Murder is legal in vegas, right? - 拉斯維加斯殺人係合法㗎，係咪？
- Oh, my god, I have to pack. - 天啊，我要執行李。
- Oh, hey, I'll see you later at Leena's - 喂，一陣喺Leena度見
For some farewell fruitcake. 食啲告別水果蛋糕。
I am off to the christmas aisle. 我而家去聖誕用品區。
- Yeah, l'chaim. - 係，l'chaim。
- ♪ jingle bells - ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹
♪ ha, jingle all the way ♪ 哈，一路叮噹響
♪ huh, huh ♪ 嘻，嘻
♪ oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ ♪ 噢，坐喺單馬雪橇上幾咁好玩 ♪
I like. 我鍾意。
♪ in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 喺開放式雪橇上
♪ hey tip your waitresses. ♪ 喂，記得打賞侍應。
♪ oh, what fun [scatting] ♪ 噢，幾咁好玩 [即興哼唱]
♪ rudolph's nose is right here ♪ ♪ Rudolph個鼻就喺呢度 ♪
Bam. 砰。
♪ oh, what fun it is ♪ 噢，幾咁好玩
♪ to ride in a one-horse open... ♪ ♪ 坐喺單馬... ♪
Ooh! 噢！
I'm gonna sue Mrs. Frederic. 我要告Mrs. Frederic。
♪ and a jingle bells ♪ 同鈴兒響叮噹
♪ I just fell ♪ 我跌低咗
♪ I'm gonna get me some workman's comp ♪ ♪ 我要攞返啲工傷賠償 ♪
♪ and something with pain ♪ ♪ 同啲止痛藥 ♪
♪ jingle bells ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹
♪ jingle bells, mm ♪ ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹，嗯 ♪
♪ jingle bells thank you. ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹多謝。
- Who are you guys? - 你哋係邊個？
- Hands now. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. - 舉手。 - 等陣，喂喂喂。
What the hell? - How did you get in here? 搞咩鬼？ - 你點入到嚟㗎？
- Me? How did I get-- - 我？我點入...
Okay, that's--that's very funny. 好啦，呢個...呢個真係好好笑。
Artie! Come on out. Artie！出嚟啦。
The joke's over. 玩夠啦。
Where's Artie? Artie喺邊？
- Arthur hasn't worked here - Arthur已經好耐
In a very long time. 冇喺度做嘢啦。
- MacPherson. - MacPherson。
But you're dead. 但你死咗㗎。
- I mean, this-- this is just nuts. - 我意思係，呢個...呢個真係癲嘅。
The last time I saw you, 上次我見到你，
You were nothing more than a pile of dust 你只係一堆灰塵
In front of the escher vault. 喺Escher金庫前面。
- Were I dead, I should think I'd be the first to know. - 如果我死咗，我諗我會係第一個知嘅人。
- He's clean, james. - 佢冇武器，James。
No I.D. Either. 都冇身份證明。
- Now, how do you know about the escher vault? - 你點知Escher金庫㗎？
- How'd you even get in here? - 你點入到嚟㗎？
[thud] Ooh! [撞擊聲] 噢！
[coughs] [咳嗽聲]
- You break into a high-security facility, - 你闖入一個高度保安設施，
And you start asking us questions? 仲反問我哋問題？
- Raymond, any friend of arthur's is someone I want - Raymond，任何Arthur嘅朋友我都想
To speak with. - I don't know how you did this, 傾吓偈。 - 我唔知你點做到，
But you won't get away with it. 但你唔會走得甩㗎。
- Get away with what? And how do you know me? - 走得甩咩？同埋你點識我？
We've never met. - Fine. Keep playing your game. 我哋未見過。 - 好。繼續玩你嘅遊戲啦。
- I know this may sound strange to you, - 我知道呢句可能對你嚟講好奇怪，
But I think you're under the influence 但我覺得你係受咗
Of what we call an artifact. 我哋叫「神器」嘅影響。
- Have you come into contact with anything unusual? - 你有冇接觸過任何唔尋常嘅嘢？
Maybe a family heirloom? - No! No! 可能係家族傳落嚟嘅？ - 冇！冇！
I haven't been whammied. You have. 我冇中招。係你中招。
- Have you noticed the smell of fudge - 你有冇聞到朱古力味
When there is no fudge? 但係根本冇朱古力？
- If this is some kind of a joke, - 如果呢個係咩玩笑，
I get it, I get it, okay? 我明，我明，好冇？
It's the best holiday prank ever. 呢個係史上最好嘅節日惡作劇。
Ha ha ha ha. 哈哈哈哈哈。
I mean, what, is Artie using harriet tubman's thimble 我意思係，Artie係咪用Harriet Tubman嘅頂針
To turn himself into dr. Evil? 將自己變成邪惡博士？
- James, we've been looking for that thimble for years. - James，我哋搵咗個頂針好多年。
- How do you know this stuff? How'd you break in? - 你點知呢啲嘢㗎？你點闖入嚟㗎？
- Look, bad cop, I didn't break in. - 聽住，衰人警察，我冇闖入嚟。
He did. 係佢。
I was coming back from the christmas aisle, 我啱啱從聖誕用品區返嚟，
I came into Artie's office, 入咗Artie嘅辦公室，
And found James MacPherson, agent-turned-killer-- 發現咗James MacPherson，特工變殺人犯...
- Killer? Do you know how many lives this man has saved? - 殺人犯？你知唔知呢個人救過幾多人命？
- He blew up the umbilicus with Artie in it! - 佢炸咗臍帶，Artie喺入面㗎！
He freed H.G. Wells. She tried to blow up the world. 佢放咗H.G. Wells出嚟。佢想炸咗成個世界。
- Search for artifacts that cause delusions like this. - 搵吓有冇神器會引起呢種幻覺。
Raymond, take him to Leena's and tell me-- Raymond，帶佢去Leena度，然後話俾我知...
- Leena. She knows me. - Leena。佢識我。
She'll back me up. 佢會幫我作證。
Oh, Leena, thank god. 喂，Leena，謝天謝地。
Would you--would you please tell grunt number one here who I am? 你可唔可以同呢位大佬講吓我係邊個？
- Who are you? - 你係邊個？
- Pete. - Pete。
It's--I'm Pete. Remember? Did--I--you-- 我係Pete。記得嗎？我、你、你……
I have a really good aura. 我嘅氣場好好㗎。
I'm in tune. 我好有靈氣。
- That's so strange. - 咁奇怪嘅。
You don't have an aura. 你根本冇氣場。
- What? - 吓？
You love my aura. 你之前好鍾意我嘅氣場㗎。
You flirted with my aura. Leena. 你仲同我嘅氣場調情添。Leena。
Leena, I would never hurt you. Leena，我永遠唔會傷害你。
You know that. 你知㗎。
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth 嗡嗡聲]
- What does Leena say? - Leena 點講？
- Just like we thought. She doesn't know him either. - 同我哋諗嘅一樣。佢都唔識佢。
- He's definitely dangerous. - 佢肯定好危險。
There's no record of a peter Lattimer anywhere. 完全冇 Peter Lattimer 嘅記錄。
I'm not getting any hits on his prints either. 佢嘅指紋都查唔到任何匹配。
James says we better take him to the box. James 話最好帶佢去審訊室。
- All right. Coming back. - 好。返緊嚟。
- Ray, look out! - Ray，小心！
- Uh-uh-uh. - 喂喂喂。
The Leena I know is a lot nicer to her guests. 我識嘅 Leena 對客人冇咁冇禮貌㗎。
Now you drop that and get over there. 你放低支槍，行過去嗰邊。
Now I have got 我而家要
To stop MacPherson. 阻止 MacPherson。
Ah. 啊。
He thinks artifacts 佢覺得啲文物
Belong out in the world. 應該俾世人睇到。
So he sells them on the black market. 所以佢喺黑市賣晒佢哋。
And I think he's used one 而我覺得佢用咗其中一件
To whammy everybody. 嚟操控所有人。
- If you think that you can single-handedly stop - 如果你覺得你可以一個人阻止
James MacPherson, you really are insane. James MacPherson，你真係癲咗。
- Never said I was gonna do it alone. - 我冇話過要一個人做。
So he sells them on the black market. 所以佢喺黑市賣晒佢哋。
[telephone rings] [電話鈴聲]
- Bering & son books. - Bering & Son 書店。
- Mrs. Bering, hey. - Bering 太太，你好。
Oh, my-- [sighs] 噢，我…… [嘆氣]
Thank god. It's so good to hear your voice. 謝天謝地。聽到你把聲真好。
It's Pete. 我係 Pete。
- Pete who? - Pete 邊個？
- Uh, Pete Lattimer, - 呃，Pete Lattimer，
Myka's partner. Myka 嘅拍檔。
- I didn't know Myka had a partner. - 我唔知 Myka 有拍檔㗎。
- You and I met a couple years ago. - 我哋幾年前見過面。
Edgar allen poe's pen. Edgar Allan Poe 嘅筆。
- Is this some sort of joke? - 你係咪玩嘢？
- Look, could you please just put Myka on? - 唔該你可唔可以叫 Myka 聽電話？
I know she's there for christmas, so... 我知道佢返咗嚟過聖誕，所以……
- Myka hasn't been home from dc in two years, - Myka 已經兩年冇返過 DC 嘅屋企，
Not... 冇……
Not since her father's funeral, 自從佢老竇嘅葬禮之後就冇返過，
So I'd appreciate it if you-- 所以如果你可以……
- What? No. Warren is alive. - 吓？唔係。Warren 仲喺度。
He's decorating the tree 佢今晚同 Myka 一齊
With Myka tonight. 裝飾緊聖誕樹。
- All right, that's enough. - 好，夠啦。
You picked the wrong family to pull this on, mister. 你揀錯家庭嚟玩呢啲嘢啦，先生。
My daughter is a federal agent. 我個女係聯邦探員。
So just back off. 所以你最好收手。
[receiver clicks, dial tone] [電話掛斷聲，撥號音]
- ♪ da da [chuckles] - ♪ da da [輕笑]
Your agents may be pretty great 你啲探員可能好叻
At taking a bullet, but you might want 擋子彈，但你最好
To warn 'em about the pickpockets. 提醒佢哋小心扒手。
- Did you just admit to a crime? - 你啱啱係咪認罪？
- You have no idea who I am, do you? - 你完全唔知我係邊個，係咪？
- Should I? - 我應該知咩？
- Uh, okay, okay. - 呃，好，好。
Um... 嗯……
Do the words "Warehouse", 「倉庫」呢個字，
"artifact", 「文物」，
Or "univille" mean anything to you? 或者「Univille」有冇印象？
- No, but "creepy", "trespassing", - 冇，但「變態」、「擅闖」，
And "federal offense" do. 同「聯邦罪行」我就有印象。
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - 噢，噢，噢，噢，噢。
Okay. What if I told you 好。如果我話你知
That I knew you spoke a bazillion languages, 我知你識講好多種語言，
That your secret high school crush was kurt smoller, 你中學暗戀嘅對象係 Kurt Smoller，
And you can't watch any movie where an animal dies? 同埋你睇唔到任何有動物死嘅電影，你會點？
Would you hear me out then? 你會唔會聽我講完？
- No, I would think you were a stalker - 唔會，我會覺得你係 stalker，
With access to facebook, and then I would call security. 仲 hack 咗我 Facebook，然後我會叫保安。
- I am your partner. - Really? - 我係你拍檔。 - 真係？
Because I think I would remember something like that. 因為我覺得呢啲嘢我會記得。
- Look, please, please, - 聽吓，求吓你，求吓你，
Of everybody, 喺所有人入面，
I need you to listen to me, okay? 我需要你聽我講，好唔好？
I mean, you have this whole other life 我意思係，你有另一個人生，
That nobody seems to remember but me. 但除咗我之外冇人記得。
- Maybe you should talk to somebody about that. - 你可能需要同人傾吓呢件事。
Look, mr.-- - Agent. 聽吓，先生—— - 探員。
- Agent. - Agent Pete Lattimer. - 探員。 - 探員 Pete Lattimer。
Now I've been an agent at Warehouse 13 我喺 Warehouse 13 做咗探員
For three years, and so have you. 三年，你都係。
And to keep the world safe, we track down dangerous artifacts 為咗保護世界，我哋追查危險文物，
And store them in a Warehouse in south dakota. 然後收喺南達科他州嘅倉庫。
- [laughs] there is no reality - [笑] 冇任何現實
In which I would live in south dakota. 會令我住喺南達科他州。
And this--this is a government Warehouse. 而呢個——呢個係政府嘅倉庫。
- Well--well, sort of. - 嗯——嗯，差唔多啦。
It's the 13th Warehouse 係第13個倉庫，
That's ever been, started by alexander the great-- 由亞歷山大大帝創立——
And you think I'm crazy, don't you? 你覺得我癲咗，係咪？
- Big time. - 非常係。
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
I bet you hit the silent alarm, didn't you? 我賭你撳咗靜音警報，係咪？
- Before you even started talking. - 你未開口之前已經撳咗。
- Yeah. That's what I would have done. - 係。我都會咁做。
- Buh-bye. - I'll see ya. - 拜拜。 - 遲啲見。
- Merry christmas. - 聖誕快樂。
- Tell me how a man in handcuffs - 話我知一個戴住手銬嘅人
Was able to take you by surprise. 點樣可以突襲你。
- The guy obviously has military training. - 呢條友明顯受過軍事訓練。
- As do you. - 你都係。
Sandra, would you be a dear Sandra，你可唔可以幫手
And fetch him? - Of course, james. 帶佢過嚟？ - 當然可以，James。
- Get that. - 接住。
Here you go. 俾你。
- You're the only woman I know - 你係我識嘅唯一一個女人
Who can make me follow her into a bar. 會令我跟住你入酒吧。
Aagh! 啊！
- Okay, this is not cute, all right? - 好，呢啲唔好玩㗎，好冇？
This is not funny. I am a federal agent, 呢啲唔好笑。我係聯邦探員，
And I can easily and happily shoot you. 我可以好輕鬆、好樂意咁開槍射你。
- Okay, okay. - 好，好。
I'll make you a deal. 我同你講個條件。
- The deal is that you walk away, - 條件就係你行開，
I never see you again, 我永遠唔會再見到你，
And you don't go to jail. 而你唔使坐監。
- Fine, fine, just answer one question, - 好，好，淨係答我一個問題，
And I'll leave you alone forever. 我就永遠唔會再煩你。
- Only because it's less paperwork. - 只係因為少啲文書工作。
[clears throat] [清喉嚨]
- Why are you spending christmas eve alone? - 點解你要一個人過聖誕前夕？
Because the Myka I know, my Myka, 因為我識嘅 Myka，我嘅 Myka，
She's surrounded by people who love her. 佢身邊應該有好多人愛佢。
- People love me. - Who? - 有人愛我㗎。 - 邊個？
- People. - 人囉。
My secretary gave me this pen for christmas. 我秘書送咗呢支筆俾我做聖誕禮物。
It's mont blanc. 係 Mont Blanc。
- You bought that for yourself. - 你自己買俾自己㗎。
- No, I didn't. - 唔係，我冇。
So what if I did? 就算係又點？
How did-- how do you know that? 你點——你點知㗎？
- Because nobody gives or wants - 因為冇人會送或者想要
A fancy pen for christmas 一支名貴嘅筆做聖誕禮物，
Unless they grew up in a bookstore 除非佢喺書店大，
And have a deep and reverent love for the written word. 同埋對文字有深厚嘅愛。
And that is my Myka. 而呢個就係我嘅 Myka。
- Well, this Myka is creeped out. - 嗯，呢個 Myka 覺得好變態。
- Okay, look, I know it sounds bad-- - 好，聽吓，我知聽落好差——
Living in south dakota, working at a Warehouse 住喺南達科他州，喺倉庫做嘢，
With an emotionally-stunted partner-- 同一個情感遲鈍嘅拍檔——
But my Myka loves it. 但我嘅 Myka 好鍾意。
- And why is that? - 點解？
- Because she knows the world is full of endless wonder. - 因為佢知道呢個世界充滿無限嘅奇妙。
- Endless wonder? - 無限嘅奇妙？
[laughs] We're done here. [笑] 講完啦。
- Your father's still alive. - 你老竇仲喺度。
My Myka reconciled with him a couple years ago. 我嘅 Myka 幾年前同佢和好咗。
She's spending christmas at home in colorado. 佢喺科羅拉多州嘅屋企過聖誕。
- That is a cheap shot. - 呢招真係賤。
It really is, using my family, 真係，用我屋企人嚟講，
But my relationship with my father 但我同老竇嘅關係
Is no secret. - But his book was a secret, 唔係秘密。 - 但佢本書係秘密，
Wasn't it? 係咪？
- How did you... - 你點……
Mom burned that. 阿媽燒咗佢。
I didn't even know about that until after dad... 我直到老竇……先知有呢本書。
- the blue willow sky. - 《藍柳天空》。
It was about you. 係關於你嘅。
You read it to him when he was sick, 你喺佢病嘅時候讀俾佢聽，
And he got better. 然後佢好返。
You saved him, Myka. 你救咗佢，Myka。
And now I need you to save me. 而家我需要你救我。
- Let me be perfectly clear. - 我講清楚啲。
I know places where people would never find your body. 我知有啲地方，人哋永遠搵唔到你嘅屍體。
- Deal. - 成交。
I'll even dig the hole. 我甚至會幫手挖窿。
Okay. 好。
Now the guy we're looking for 而家我哋要搵嘅人
Is Artie Nielsen. 係 Artie Nielsen。
- Wait, do you mean arthur weisfelt? - 等陣，你係咪講 Arthur Weisfelt？
- Good. Good, good. - 好。好，好。
You know him. Oh, he'll know what to do. 你識佢。噢，佢會知道點做。
Do you know where he is? 你知佢喺邊嗎？
- Yes. He's right where I left him. - 知。佢喺我留低佢嘅地方。
- Weisfelt, you have a visitor. - Weisfelt，有人探你。
[buzzer] [蜂鳴器]
- You! - 你！
- You remember me! - 你記得我！
- No. Her! Agent Bering. - 唔係。佢！探員 Bering。
How can I forget the reason I haven't seen daylight 我點會唔記得令我三年
In over three years? 冇見過陽光嘅人？
- That's what happens to people - 呢啲就係對嗰啲人嘅下場
Who try to assassinate the president. 邊個想暗殺總統？
- I was trying to snag and bag the bloodstone, - 我本來想捉住嗰粒血石，
And people died because you wouldn't let me do my j-- 但因為你唔畀我做我嘅工作，搞到有人死咗...
What am I doing? What's the point? 我而家做緊乜？有咩意思？
- The bloodstone, the museum. - 血石，博物館。
That's where I met you guys for the first time. 就係嗰度我第一次見到你哋。
That was our first artifact. 係我哋第一件文物。
Ha ha. One step forward. 哈哈。行前一步。
- Artifact? Who are you? - 文物？你係邊個？
- And two steps back. Okay. - 然後退後兩步。好。
Artie, look, I need you to take a leap of faith with me. Artie，你聽我講，我要你信我一次。
My name is agent Pete Lattimer. 我叫探員Pete Lattimer。
I've worked at Warehouse 13 since we met 由我哋喺博物館見到嗰日開始，
At the museum with the bloodstone, 我已經喺13號倉庫做嘢，
And I've been trying-- - Stop. 我一直想... - 停。
What did you touch? 你掂過啲乜？
- Me? No, I haven't touched anything. - 我？冇，我冇掂過任何嘢。
It's MacPherson. 係MacPherson。
MacPherson's the one MacPherson就係嗰個
That made the world go all wonky... 搞到個世界亂晒籠嘅人...
- Wait, wait, when exactly, exactly - 等等，究竟係幾時
Did the world start to go wonky? 個世界開始亂晒籠？
- After I put back rudolph's nose - 我放返魯道夫個鼻
In the christmas aisle. 喺聖誕用品區之後。
- The aisle of noel. Wait a minute. - 聖誕用品區。等等。
Did you by any chance 你有冇掂過
Touch a brush? 一支刷？
One with a long green handle 綠色長手柄
And tan-colored bristles? 啡色刷毛嗰支？
- Does fell on me count as touched? - 跌喺我身上算唔算掂過？
- [sighs] philip van doren stern's - [嘆氣] Philip van Doren Stern嘅
Upholstery brush. - Stern. 梳化刷。 - Stern。
He wrote a short story called "the greatest gift". 佢寫過一個短篇故事叫《最偉大的禮物》。
The movie it's a wonderful life was based on it. 電影《風雲人物》就係改編自呢個故事。
It's not important. 呢啲唔重要。
- See, Myka knows things. - 睇，Myka乜都知。
Even when you're not Myka, you're Myka. 就算你唔係Myka，你都係Myka。
- See, if you touched that brush, - 如果你掂過嗰支刷，
Then you were literally swept away. 你就真係俾人掃走咗。
You've never been born. 你從來冇出世過。
- What are you talking about? - 你講緊乜？
I've been born. See, I'm here. 我出咗世㗎。睇，我喺度。
The world is here. 個世界喺度。
In fact, you know, 事實上，你知唔知，
I've kind of saved it a few times. 我仲救過佢幾次添。
- You? - 你？
[laughs] [笑]
Saved the world. 救世界。
- Yes. I can prove it. - 係。我可以證明。
Okay? Just hold on. 好唔好？等陣先。
Where is it? 喺邊？
Man, catie's candy cane is gone. 喂，Catie嘅拐杖糖唔見咗。
- Catie's candy cane is gone because you've never existed. - Catie嘅拐杖糖唔見咗係因為你從來冇存在過。
- Okay, what does that even mean? - 好，呢句究竟係咩意思？
- Okay, wait, - 好，等等，
Because I wasn't there, Myka arrested you? 因為我唔喺度，Myka拉咗你？
- And I went to jail, and MacPherson somehow convinced - 跟住我坐監，MacPherson唔知點樣說服咗
The regents that he had been rehabilitated. 理事會話佢已經改過自新。
- Well, if H.G. Wells could do it... - 如果H.G. Wells都得嘅話...
Never mind. 算啦。
- Okay, so, somehow, if this Pete Lattimer existed, - 好，咁如果呢個Pete Lattimer存在過，
He kept my father from having a heart attack? 佢就阻止咗我爸爸心臟病發？
- It's possible. If he played a part - 有可能。如果佢有份
In mending the relationship between you and your father, 修補你同你爸爸嘅關係，
Then it could have had a positive effect 咁就可能對你爸爸嘅健康
On your father's health, yeah. 有正面影響，係。
- I want to believe you, - 我想信你，
I do, it's--it's just-- 我真係想，只係...
- Insane. Yeah, I know, - 癡線。係，我知，
But people's lives are far more intertwined 但人嘅生命比我哋想像中
Than we all realize. - Intertwined? 更加糾纏在一起。 - 糾纏？
As in a nut ball follows me home 即係有個傻佬喺酒吧跟蹤我返屋企，
From a bar, I release a terrorist 我放咗個恐怖分子出監獄，
From prison, and then what, I lose my job? 然後點，我冇咗份工？
- I'd say that's about right. - You put it that way, - 大概係咁。 - 你咁講，
Yeah, you got it, I think. - I mean, yeah. 係，我明。 - 我意思係，係。
- But I was the arresting officer. - 但我係拉佢嘅警官。
You can remand him to my custody. 你可以將佢交畀我羈押。
- Absolutely no way. You need a presiding judge - 絕對唔得。你要有主審法官
To sign a-- - Sir. 簽署... - 先生。
I think you need to read this. 我覺得你要睇吓呢份嘢。
- Excuse me. - 唔好意思。
- Look, I was crazy to even ask. - 睇，我問呢個問題都傻嘅。
This will never fly. 呢個一定唔會過到。
It would take a miracle to get him released 要放佢出嚟簡直係奇蹟
On such short-- - Agent Bering. 咁短時間... - Bering探員。
It seems that you can have mr. Weisfelt for 24 hours. 似乎你可以帶走Weisfelt先生24小時。
- What? Just like that? - 吓？就咁？
But you said I had no authorization. 但你話我冇授權㗎。
- Someone higher up is pulling this string. - 有高層喺度幫手。
Mrs. Frederic? Frederic夫人？
- MacPherson's not gonna just let us walk back - MacPherson唔會就咁畀我哋返去
Into the Warehouse. - I can't walk in there at all. 倉庫。 - 我根本行唔到入去。
He's injected me with some kind of solution 佢注射咗啲溶液入我身體，
That reacts violently to the painite in the Warehouse walls. 會同倉庫牆壁嘅painite劇烈反應。
- Violently is an understatement. - 劇烈都係講得輕咗。
I mean, there's sizzling 我意思係，會滋滋聲
And caving in and bones turning into... 跟住塌陷，骨頭變...
I mean, it's not gonna happen to you. 我意思係，你唔會有事。
- Anyway, no one has ever broken into Warehouse 13. - 總之，從來冇人成功闖入13號倉庫。
- Well, that's not exactly true. - 呢句唔係完全啱。
How well do you remember Claudia Donovan? 你記唔記得Claudia Donovan？
- James. - James。
You were right. Weisfelt was released 你啱。Weisfelt放咗出監，
From prison, and Lattimer was with him. Lattimer同佢一齊。
- Ah, and one particularly interesting detail. - 啊，仲有一個好有趣嘅細節。
He's more dangerous than I thought. 佢比我諗嘅更加危險。
Go join sandra. 去搵sandra。
I want him stopped and brought back. 我要你阻止佢，帶佢返嚟。
- One way or another? - 無論用咩方法？
- Surprise me. - 俾我驚喜。
[door beeps] [門響]
[bells jingling] [鈴聲]
- Aah! - 啊！
- All right, 307. This is it. - 好，307。就係呢度。
Now I think you guys should wait out here. 我覺得你哋應該喺出面等。
We don't want to frighten the poor girl, 我哋唔想嚇親個可憐嘅女仔，
And she may remember me. 而且佢可能認得我。
So... 所以...
Hello? Claudia Donovan? 喂？Claudia Donovan？
Hello? Claudia? 喂？Claudia？
- Hello, professor. - 你好，教授。
- Claudia. - Claudia。
- I was really hoping you'd come visit me some day. - 我一直好希望你有一日會嚟探我。
- What? - Happy holidays. - 吓？ - 聖誕快樂。
- [yells] - [大叫]
What the hell is that? 呢個係乜鬼？
- You work with what you got. Now you're gonna help me - 有咩就用咩。你而家要幫我
Get my brother back. - [yells] 救返我細佬。 - [大叫]
Help! Help! - Claudia! 救命！救命！ - Claudia！
Claudia, listen. Claudia，聽我講。
Your brother Joshua, he's trapped 你細佬Joshua，佢被困喺
In an interdimensional space, 一個跨維度空間，
But we know how to get him back. 但我哋知道點樣救佢返嚟。
- We do? - We do? - 我哋知？ - 我哋知？
- You know about Joshua? - 你知Joshua嘅事？
- Yes, and rheticus' compass. - 係，仲有Rheticus嘅指南針。
You're not crazy. 你冇癲。
Okay, it all happened. 好，所有嘢都發生過。
And we're gonna save him, 我哋會救佢，
But we need your help. 但我哋需要你幫手。
- Stay. - 企喺度。
What do you want me to do? 你想我做啲乜？
- Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts - 闖入一個裝滿神秘文物嘅大型倉庫，
Located in the south dakota badlands. 喺南達科他州嘅荒地。
- Warehouse 13? - 13號倉庫？
I've been trying to hack into that place for years. 我黑客咗呢個地方好多年。
One condition. - Name it. 一個條件。 - 講。
- When we're done, I get him. - Deal. - 做完之後，我要佢。 - 成交。
- Hey. - Relax. - 喂。 - 放鬆。
She shocks you all the time. 佢成日電你㗎。
It's your thing. 係你嘅特色。
- Breaking out two inmates in one day - 一日之內放走兩個囚犯
Really doesn't sound like me. 真係唔似我。
- And now we run. - 而家我哋走。
Split up! 分頭走！
Not you! 唔係你！
- Right behind me! - 跟住我！
- Sha-bangie! - 嘩！
- Raymond! - Raymond！
- Hey, secret agent lady. - 喂，特務小姐。
- Sha-bangie too. - 嘩都係。
Good job... 做得好...
Partner. 拍檔。
- How long have you two been partners? - 你哋兩個做咗幾耐拍檔？
- Three hours. - Three years. - 三個鐘。 - 三年。
[knock at door] [敲門]
- Somebody let me out of here. - 放我出去。
[pounding] Hey! [敲門] 喂！
- Hello, james. - 你好，James。
- Mrs. Frederic. - Frederic夫人。
Sneaking up on me like that 咁樣嚇我
Could spoil your holiday surprise. 會破壞你嘅聖誕驚喜㗎。
- Why have you pulled our agents from the hunt - 點解你要調走我哋嘅探員
For shakespeare's lost folio? 唔畀佢哋追查莎士比亞失蹤嘅手稿？
- I didn't think I had to clear every order with you. - 我唔覺得我要同你交代每個命令。
- Why do you have surveillance on Artie's prison cell? - 點解你要監視Artie嘅監倉？
- Not sure I like your tone. - 我唔係好鍾意你嘅語氣。
- Why was I not told there was an intruder - 點解冇人話我知有個入侵者
Who claims that you have been selling artifacts 話你賣緊文物
And who-- 仲...
- Can't move? - 郁唔到？
Demille's riding crop. Demille嘅馬鞭。
It comes in handy. 幾好用。
I have rather a special gift for you. 我有一份特別嘅禮物畀你。
But I couldn't think how to wrap it. 但我唔知點樣包裝。
- If you do this, james, there'll be no turning back. - 如果你咁做，James，就冇得返轉頭。
- What other choice did you give me? - 你仲有咩選擇畀我？
You freed arthur because you trust him more than me. 你放Arthur出嚟因為你信佢多過信我。
- This is not the most convincing way to win me over. - 呢個唔係說服我嘅最好方法。
- I did try. - 我試過㗎。
I spent three years looking for a way to appreciate the work 我用咗三年時間搵方法去欣賞
That you and the regents do. 你同理事會做嘅工作。
- And? - 然後？
- I couldn't find it. - 我搵唔到。
[buttons beeping] [按鍵聲]
[machinery whining] [機器聲]
[Farnsworth buzzes] [Farnsworth響]
- They got away, james. - 佢哋走甩咗，James。
- There's four of them now. 而家有四個咁多。
- Get back here immediately. 即刻返嚟。
The Warehouse is under attack. 倉庫俾人襲擊。
No one can be trusted. 冇人可以信得過。
- So a magic necklace - 即係一條神奇頸鏈
Is gonna keep your blood from turning 可以防止你入倉庫嗰陣
To acid when you enter the Warehouse? 啲血變酸？
- It's not magic. It is science. - 唔係神奇，係科學。
And yes. And be quiet. 係㗎。同埋收聲。
- Oh, you know what, do not tell me what to do, old man. - 喂，你知唔知，唔好命令我做嘢，老嘢。
- Old man? - 老嘢？
Ow! 哎呀！
Old man. 老嘢。
You're a little juvenile-- - Hey! 你仲細路仔... - 喂！
Hey, don't turn on the... 喂，唔好開嗰個...
Leena. Leena。
Hi. 嗨。
Um, you haven't met Claudia or Myka yet but... 嗯，你仲未見過Claudia同Myka，不過...
You really like them. 你好鍾意佢哋。
- I don't know what those fascists have told you, Leena, - Leena，我唔知嗰班法西斯同你講咗啲乜，
But you know me. 但你識我㗎。
And you know what an artifact can do. 你都知一件文物可以做啲乜。
If you would just trust me, trust me this once. 只要你信我一次，就一次。
- Stop. - 停。
Something wasn't right-- I could feel it. 有啲唔妥——我感覺到。
I'm glad you're back, Artie. Artie，你返嚟我好開心。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
- I know there's an exit here. - 我知道呢度有個出口。
You used it to smuggle out H.G. Wells. 你用佢偷運H.G. Wells出去。
- Why do you keep talking about him? - 點解你成日講佢？
- H.G. Wells is a woman. - H.G. Wells係個女人。
You guys were best pals. 你哋係最好嘅朋友。
She gave you a grappler. 佢俾咗個抓鉤你。
- You know what, just stop talking. - 喂，你收聲啦。
- More like Myka every minute. - 越嚟越似Myka。
- It's here! - 喺呢度！
It's here. I've got it. 喺呢度。我搵到啦。
- It just--it looks like a wall of rock. - 佢...睇落似幅石牆。
- Yeah, well, looks can be deceiving. - 係呀，外表可以呃人㗎。
This is the original entrance to Warehouse 9 呢個係第九號倉庫嘅原始入口
In constantinople. 喺君士坦丁堡。
And also it was the inspiration for ali baba and the 40 thieves. 仲係《阿里巴巴同四十大盜》嘅靈感來源。
- "behind this door lies boundless treasure." - 「呢道門後面有無窮寶藏。」
- Very good. Yes. - 好叻。係呀。
- Well, then what? We just say "open sesame"? - 咁然後呢？我哋講句「芝麻開門」？
- Yes, but unless one of us can say it in arabic, - 係，但除非我哋有人識用阿拉伯文講，
We're gonna have to find another way in. 否則要搵第二個方法入去。
- iftah ya simsim. - iftah ya simsim。
- Look out! - 小心！
[laughs] [笑]
- Miss Donovan, - Donovan小姐，
It looks like you're up. 睇嚟輪到你表演。
Good work. 做得好。
- Really? - 真係？
- It was in the first edition. - 第一版書有寫。
- I will never make fun of you again. - 我以後唔會再笑你。
- How come I don't believe that? - Ah. - 點解我唔信呢？ - 啊。
[chuckles] [輕笑]
- Oof. - Careful. - 哎呀。 - 小心。
If you activate the security countermeasures, 如果你啟動咗保安反制措施，
Then frostbite will be the least of our problems. 咁凍傷就係我哋最細嘅問題。
- Rest it, will ya? - 收皮啦，好冇？
I take precautions before I do something dangerous 我做危險嘢之前會先保護
To the people around me. 身邊嘅人。
- Claudia, I'm really sorry - Claudia，我好遺憾
That your brother-- - Not now, gramps. 你阿哥... - 而家唔好講，阿伯。
I'm being awesome. 我正忙緊威。
Knock knock. 叩叩。
- Claudia, wait. Claudia. - Claudia，等等。Claudia。
Claudia, wait! Claudia，等等！
Wait. 等等。
- Dude, you're such an old woman. - 大佬，你成個師奶咁。
We're in. All we have to-- 我哋入咗嚟。只要...
Oh. - Yes. 哦。 - 係。
Oh. 哦。
- Well, which one do we take? - 咁我哋揀邊條？
- They're all exactly the same. - 全部一模一樣。
- Only one of them will take us to the Warehouse. - 得一條會帶我哋去倉庫。
- And the other two? - 另外兩條呢？
- Don't. - 唔好行。
- It's the one on the left. - 左邊嗰條。
- How do you know that? - 你點知㗎？
- I got a vibe. - 我有預感。
- Is that some sort of code or... - 係咪某種暗號定...
- Hell if I know. - 鬼知咩。
- Great. - 好嘢。
- Hey. [banging] - 喂。 [敲門聲]
Pete. Pete. - What? Pete。Pete。 - 咩事？
- Pull. - 拉。
Yes. - Would it kill you 係。 - 整塊指示牌
To put up a sign? 會死咩？
- Oh, I'll put that at the top of my to-do list. - 哦，我會擺喺待辦事項第一位。
- So this vibe that you were talking about, - 咁你講嗰個預感，
Is it actually... 係咪真係...
Oh, my god. - This better be worth it. 天啊。 - 最好值得啦。
All I want to do is find my... 我只係想搵返我嘅...
Holy crap. 嘩，頂。
- Hi, honey. - 嗨，親愛嘅。
I'm home. 我返嚟啦。
- [laughs] - [笑]
- This is... - 呢個係...
What is this? 呢度係咩？
- Welcome to Warehouse 13. - 歡迎嚟到第十三號倉庫。
- Okay. It razzled. I'm dazzled. - 好。真係令人眼花繚亂。
Now let's find your brush, my compass, 而家搵你嘅刷，我嘅指南針，
And we'll get you some courage. I want my brother back. 再幫你搵返勇氣。我要我阿哥返嚟。
- Hey, hey, claud. - 喂，喂，Claud。
You know, it's not just about Joshua or the compass. 你知㗎，唔止係關Joshua或者指南針事。
The three of us, we're your family too. 我哋三個都係你嘅家人。
I mean, I'm like your big brother. 我當你係細妹。
And Myka's like your big sister. Myka當你係細妹。
And Artie's so much like your dad, it's kind of annoying. Artie似足你老竇，有啲煩。
And in the real world, we've already rescued josh. 喺現實世界，我哋已經救咗Josh。
He's at cern. 佢喺CERN。
And the four of us, 而我哋四個，
We work here every day, 每日喺呢度做嘢，
Surrounded by this... 被呢啲...
This... 呢啲...
- Endless wonder? 無窮嘅奇蹟包圍？
- Oh, and Artie... - 哦，仲有Artie...
Makes the best cookies in the world. 整嘅曲奇係全世界最好食。
- Well, maybe not the best. - 嗯，可能唔係最好。
- Oh, can we please? - 哦，可唔可以快啲？
- So pushy. Listen, do you know - 咁心急。喂，你知唔知
How to get to the aisle of noel? 點樣去聖誕走廊？
- Sh-yeah. - 呃...知。
More or less. 大概啦。
- All right, come here. Come here. - 好，過嚟。過嚟。
Look, all right, straight down there, 睇住，直行落去，
Starting there, you go 40 rows, 由嗰度開始，行四十行，
You go straight, you turn left 直行，喺白金漢311
At buckingham 311. 轉左。
Then you turn right at the woodmont sector, 然後喺Woodmont區轉右，
You go ten more rows, 再行多十行，
You turn right at peyton 1222. 喺Peyton 1222轉右。
You got that? - Sh-yeah. 記住未？ - 呃...記住。
- Okay. - More or less. - 好。 - 大概啦。
- I'll remember that. - 我會記住。
- Huh. Okay. - 嗯。好。
Good. You two go get the brush, 好。你哋兩個去攞刷，
And Claudia and I will go to the office computers Claudia同我去辦公室電腦
And try and figure out how to reverse the effect. 諗辦法逆轉效果。
- No way I could go with them, is there? - 冇得同佢哋去，係咪？
- Not a chance. Come with me...Daughter. - 冇可能。跟我嚟...女。
- This is the turn-- peyton 1222. - 呢個轉彎——Peyton 1222。
That's... That's... 呢個係...呢個係...
- That's artifact juju at work. - 係文物靈氣作怪。
Come on. 嚟啦。
Oh, damn. 哦，頂。
It's MacPherson. He set a trap. 係MacPherson。佢設咗陷阱。
- Okay, wait, look, if this MacPherson knew - 好，等等，如果呢個MacPherson知道
That we'd be here, then what about Artie and Claudia? 我哋會嚟呢度，咁Artie同Claudia呢？
- James always loved these damn things. - James一向鍾意呢啲鬼嘢。
Bonsai, jimmy! What are you doing? Bonsai，Jimmy！你做緊咩？
- Trying to find a way around these security protocols. - 想辦法繞過呢啲保安程序。
Silence from the landscaping department, please. 園藝部請收聲。
- I set this system up. - 呢個系統係我設定嘅。
I was a top nsa cryptographer. 我以前係頂級NSA密碼專家。
You can't just-- - And I'm in. 你唔可以就咁... - 我入咗啦。
- Eh. Oh, well, they must have loosened up the security. - 哦，咁佢哋一定放寬咗保安。
- If that's what you need to tell yourself, deputy dog. - 如果你要咁樣安慰自己，副警長。
- Yeah, so... - 係呀，咁...
Fine, you hack. I'll navigate. 好，你破解。我導航。
Just click there. Click--cli-- 㩒嗰度。㩒...㩒...
There. It's just there. Stop. 嗰度。就係嗰度。停。
[humming] [哼歌]
That's it. 就係咁。
But... 但...
That is not good news. 呢個唔係好消息。
- What is it? Rheumatism acting up? - 咩事？風濕發作？
- No, look out. - 唔係，睇路。
- Hello, arthur. - 你好，Arthur。
- How do we usually solve this stuff? - 我哋平時點解決呢啲嘢？
- Well, we--we goo it, - 我哋...我哋上網查，
We break it, or we outsmart it. 打爛佢，或者用計仔。
Wait a minute, that's your I've-got-a-plan look. 等等，呢個係你有計劃嘅樣。
I love that look. 我鍾意呢個樣。
- We're kind of trapped - 我哋好似俾人困住
In an infinity band here, right? 喺無限走廊入面，係咪？
- Duh. What, now? - 廢話。咁而家點？
- Okay, a lemniscate. - 好，一個雙扭線。
It's a term in algebraic geometry. 係代數幾何嘅術語。
It's a figure-eight-shaped curve that never meets itself-- 係一個八字形曲線，永遠唔會自己相交...
You know what, I'll explain it later. 你知唔知，我遲啲解釋。
Listen, if we both move-- well, if we run 聽住，如果我哋一齊郁...如果我哋
As fast as we can in opposite directions, 用最快速度向相反方向跑，
We might be able to kind of snap ourselves 可能可以將自己
Out of it. - Okay. 甩出嚟。 - 好。
- All right. - You ready? - 好。 - 準備好未？
- Yes. - Snap. - 係。 - 甩。
- Okay. - On your marks... - 好。 - 準備...
- Yeah. - Get set... - 係。 - 就位...
- Right. - Go. - 好。 - 去。
- Pete, I think it's working! - Pete，我諗得咗！
- I really should get back into my cardio. - 我真係要練返吓心肺。
[grunts] [用力聲]
Oh. - Oh, god. 哦。 - 天啊。
- Oh. - 哦。
And that is why we're partners. 呢個就係我哋係拍檔嘅原因。
- The christmas aisle should be right around this... - 聖誕走廊應該喺呢個...
- Ah, humbug. 唉，真係老土。
- Ho ho ho! Merry christmas! 呵呵呵！聖誕快樂！
- This is my fault. 呢個係我嘅錯。
I told MacPherson I was in the christmas aisle. 我同MacPherson講咗我喺聖誕用品嗰行。
Of course he's gonna figure out 佢實會諗到
The artifact came from there. 件文物係嚟自嗰度。
- Well, he must not know which artifact it is. 咁佢應該唔知係邊件文物。
If he took them all, we still have 如果佢拎晒全部，我哋仲有
The advantage. 優勢。
- No, we don't. 冇，冇優勢。
He's got Artie and Claudia. 佢捉咗Artie同Claudia。
I just got a bad feeling about... 我總覺得唔妥...
Yup. 係。
He took 'em to the bronze sector. 佢帶咗佢哋去青銅區。
- The bronze sector? 青銅區？
- I'll tell you on the ride. 車上再話你知。
- Ride? 車？
- [groans] ooh...Ah...Ooh...Ha... [呻吟] 噢...啊...噢...哈...
- Listen to me, what's your name? 聽我講，你叫咩名？
Sandra. Let her go. Sandra。放佢走。
She knows nothing about all this. 佢對呢啲嘢一無所知。
- Orders are orders. 命令就係命令。
You should know that, weisfelt. 你應該明㗎，Weisfelt。
- That's not how I ran this place. 我以前唔係咁管呢度㗎。
- Which is probably why you're about to be bronzed. 所以你可能就快變青銅像。
- Listen, professor... 喂，教授...
Artie...
Thanks for saving me from the slice-and-dice back there. 多謝你喺嗰度救我出嚟，唔使俾人斬。
- Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't help out now. 係囉，我而家幫唔到你，唔好意思。
[clears throat] [清喉嚨]
Listen, according to the manual, 聽講，根據手冊，
This isn't supposed to be painful. 呢個應該唔痛㗎。
Yeah, I don't know. Just take a deep breath. 係，我都唔知。深呼吸就得。
- Hey, goon squad. 喂，打手隊。
- Ray, look out. Ray，小心。
[buttons beep] [按鍵聲]
- Aah! 啊！
- Oh, I love this thing. 嘩，我好鍾意呢樣嘢。
- Good job. 做得好。
- Got to show me that move. 要教我嗰招。
- Mrs. Frederic. He bronzed-- Frederic夫人。佢青銅化咗--
- Yeah, no time. 係，冇時間。
She'll keep. We got to go. 佢會頂住。我哋要走。
- Keep? 頂住？
- In order to reverse the effects of the stern brush, 要逆轉畫筆嘅效果，
All Pete has to do is touch it again. Pete只要再掂一次就得。
- Well, what if MacPherson touches it first? 如果MacPherson先掂到呢？
- No, it's linked to Pete now. 唔會，而家只係連住Pete。
It's not going to affect anybody else, 唔會影響其他人，
But if we don't find it, that would be bad. 但如果我哋搵唔到，就大鑊。
- I figured. - And james is going to try 我明。 - James會想
To make this reality permanent by destroying the brush. 毀咗支畫筆，令呢個現實永遠存在。
- And you know how, don't you? 你知佢點做，係咪？
- Yeah, there's only one way 係，得一個方法
That he can be sure. 可以確保。
He is headed for the lehmann fornax. 佢去咗Lehmann Fornax。
- You just make this stuff up, don't you? 你係咪亂作㗎？
- In 1939, inge lehmann discovered the earth 1939年，Inge Lehmann發現地球
Had a super-heated core, and we've been using it 有個超熱核心，我哋由1943年開始
To heat this Warehouse since 1943. 就用佢嚟供暖俾呢個倉庫。
- Whoa, whoa, wait. This place is heated 喂喂，等等。呢度係用
By a giant furnace powered by the earth's core? 地球核心嘅巨型熔爐供暖？
- You should see the air-conditioner. 你應該睇吓個冷氣。
- He's up there. 佢喺上面。
See? So you just keep him talking. 睇到未？你同佢傾住先。
- What are you gonna do? 你做咩？
- Find a way to be awesome. 諗辦法威俾佢睇。
- Hey, jimmy! 喂，Jimmy！
So it's four against one. 而家四對一。
How do you want this to go down? 你想點玩？
- What a wonderful choice of words. 講得真係好聽。
[locking mechanism clanks] [鎖機咯咯聲]
- He's locked us in. 佢鎖咗我哋喺度。
- Aagh! 啊！
- Still think I'm crazy? 仲覺得我癲？
- I'll let you know when I wake up. 等我醒咗話你知。
- I'm sure I can find a way to override this. 我實搵到方法 override 呢個。
- Okay, okay, 好，好，
James, I may have been wrong James，我可能錯咗
About the other reality. 關於另一個現實。
Maybe you're not dead. 可能你冇死。
Maybe you're rich and famous. 可能你有錢又有名。
- Are you gonna tell me which one of these, Lattimer先生，你係咪話我知邊件，
Mr. Lattimer, or shall I have to toss in the whole bag? 定係要我成袋掉晒落去？
- No, no, you can't destroy 唔得，你唔可以一次過
That many artifacts at once. 毀咁多件文物。
You could kill us all. 你會害死我哋所有人。
- That's a chance I'm willing to take. 我願意博一博。
I suppose I should thank you, Mr. Lattimer. 我諗我要多謝你，Lattimer先生。
- Thank me for what? 多謝我咩？
- Your sudden appearance brought things to a head 你突然出現，逼到我同理事會
Between myself and the regents. 攤牌。
Arthur knows. Arthur知道。
Don't you, arthur? 係咪，Arthur？
Arthur! Arthur！
The lenape cloak. Lenape斗篷。
You know you shouldn't play with artifacts, arthur. 你知唔應該亂玩文物㗎，Arthur。
- You know this is wrong. 你知咁樣唔啱。
- I'm not the one who broke in. Get out of my Warehouse. 闖入嘅唔係我。離開我嘅倉庫。
- Your Warehouse? Over my dead body. 你嘅倉庫？除非我死。
- Excellent idea. 好主意。
- Hang on. I've almost got it. 等等，我差唔多搞掂。
- Artie, Artie! Artie，Artie！
- The brush! 支畫筆！
- Artie, look behind you! Artie，睇後面！
- [grunts] [悶哼]
Don't make me do this. 唔好逼我。
Give me the brush, arthur. 俾支畫筆我，Arthur。
- Claudia! Claudia！
- Almost, almost. 差啲，差啲。
- There's not enough time. 唔夠時間。
Artie. Artie。
- Do you know what you're doing? 你知唔知自己做緊咩？
- Artie. - Taking a leap of faith. Artie。 - 憑信心一跳。
- So am I. 我都係。
- No! 唔好！
- Pete! Pete！
- [gasps] [吸氣]
[yelling] [大叫]
[shouts] [呼喊]
[gasps] Oh, no, you don't. [吸氣] 噢，你唔好想。
Ooh, ooh, ow. 噢，噢，哎呀。
Ah. 啊。
- Thank you for saving bucky. 多謝你救咗Bucky。
- [laughs] [笑]
[sighs] [嘆氣]
[exhales] [呼氣]
[laughs] [笑]
[dog barks] [狗吠]
Hey, trailer. 喂，拖車。
Ugh! 唉！
[laughs] [笑]
Mm. 嗯。
- Oh, come on, mrs. F. 噢，唔好啦，F夫人。
Please. 求吓你。
- Absolutely not. When you're older, 絕對唔得。等你大個啲，
Then you can add schnapps. Not before. 先可以加烈酒。而家唔得。
- How much older do I have to be? 我要大幾多？
It's christmas. Shoulda left with steve. 聖誕節嚟㗎。應該跟Steve走。
- You're here. 你喺度。
You're still here. - Yeah, we never left. 你仲喺度。 - 係，我哋冇走過。
- It's the worst blizzard in south dakota history. 係南達科他州史上最勁嘅暴風雪。
- Nobody's getting out, not even... 冇人出到去，連...
- It's that bad. 咁嚴重。
- What about Artie? Artie呢？
He's here, right? - Hot! 佢喺度，係咪？ - 辣㗎！
Oatmeal scotchies! 燕麥餅乾！
- The only person happy about it is smiley magoo over here. 得呢個笑口噬噬嘅人開心。
But he looks fantastic. 但佢睇落好正。
- Yeah, I look like I should be parking cars. 係，我睇落似泊車仔。
Vanessa got snowed in too, Vanessa都俾雪困住咗，
So it's only my father and hugo 所以得我老豆同Hugo
That are gonna be in vegas. [laughs] 會去拉斯維加斯。 [笑]
I guess it truly is a season of miracles. 真係奇蹟嘅季節。
- Myka. Where's Myka? Myka。Myka呢？
- I'm right here! 我喺度！
I just got a new flight. 我啱啱改咗班機。
Whoa, whoa, what-- 喂喂，咩--
- Mwah. - What? What do you want? 啜。 - 咩？你想點？
No, I am not trading jobs with you, okay? 唔，我唔會同你換工，好冇？
I am leaving tomorrow morning. 我聽朝就走。
- I know. You're going to see your dad, 我知。你去見你老豆，
Because he is still alive! 因為佢仲未死！
[laughs] [笑]
Yes! 好嘢！
This is the best christmas ever. 呢個係最好嘅聖誕節。
- Uh, Pete... - And without me 喂，Pete... - 冇我嘅話
You would still be in crazy town. 你仲喺癲人鎮。
Mwah. Mwah. 啜。啜。
Oh, and artemis, artemis, 噢，仲有Artemis，Artemis，
Artemis... [grunts] Artemis... [悶哼]
You would be in prison. Not a great look for you. 你會坐監。唔係幾好睇。
Oh, and the lovely Leena. Leena... 噢，仲有靚女Leena。Leena...
[kissing sounds] [錫錫聲]
You eventually do the right thing. 你最後做咗啱嘅事。
- I'm sorry? - Don't be. 唔好意思？ - 唔使。
How could you know? 你點會知？
And you. 仲有你。
Mrs. Frederic, mrs. F. Frederic夫人，F夫人。
Don't worry. I'm not gonna hug you. 放心，我唔會攬你。
But I am what's keeping you from being bronzed. 但係我令你唔使變青銅像。
- Oh, Agent Lattimer, please. 噢，Lattimer探員，唔該。
- Oh, okay. 噢，好。
[dog whines] [狗嗚咽]
I kind of crossed the line there, didn't I? 我有啲過火，係咪？
- And we won't speak of it again. 我哋唔會再提。
- Pete. - Yeah. Pete。 - 係。
- What is going on? - Oh, nothing, nothing. 發生咩事？ - 冇嘢，冇嘢。
I just, um... 我只係，嗯...
- Are you all right? 你冇事嘛？
'cause... - Yeah. 因為... - 冇事。
Yeah. 冇事。
Yes. 係。
Yeah, I'm just... 係，我只係...
I'm so happy to be alive, 我好開心仲喺度，
You guys, and I just-- 各位，我只係--
I really, really, really, 我真係，真係，真係，
Really love you. 好愛你哋。
- Okay. - Needy much? 好。 - 咁需要關注？
Down, boy. - Awkward. 坐低，乖。 - 尷尬。
- You're being a sap. 你仲係咁感性。
[overlapping statements] [疊聲]
- It's time. - Yeah? - 時候到喇。 - 係咩？
- It's starting. [dog barks] - 開始喇。 [狗吠聲]
- Yes. - I didn't miss it. - 係。 - 我冇錯過。
The christmas eve fight at the mgm grand. 聖誕前夕喺美高梅大酒店嘅打鬥。
Bring it. Yo, adrian. 放馬過嚟。喂，Adrian。
[chatter] [嘈雜聲]
- [laughs] - [笑]
- And now frank capra's classic it's a wonderful life. - 跟住係Frank Capra嘅經典《風雲人物》。
- Nooo! - 唔係掛！
- Just another holiday at Warehouse 13. - 又係13號倉庫嘅一個普通假期。
[thud] [嘭]
[electronic beeping] [電子嗶嗶聲]